gayturians:

my mom used our old spice rack like it was a roulette wheel. she’d spin the rack, grab a jar, give a sniff, and if it appeased her, she’d start sprinkling until i can only assume god or ancestors made her stop. she would repeat the process until she got bored.

i know this was her method bc whenever we’d compliment dinner, she’d go, “yeah, i wish i knew what i put in it this time!”

a lot of yall are like “this is how you should do it! smell is important!” and i don’t have the heart to tell you that she didn’t always smell them first.

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thegayjoker:

babygirl you are abnormal. wanna kiss?

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autisticwolfesbrainisautistic:

banans13:

banans13:

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We’ll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

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polkahotness:

Hello, I made a thing instead of, you guessed it, writing

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ohwhatevers:

on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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dollsahoy:

bogleech:

amygdalan-arm:

black and orange might b the classic Halloween colors but let us not forget purple and pale turquoise they are 100% as ghastly and ghoulish

The thing is the colors of Halloween are all of the colors. You’ll see Halloween promotions like “we made our milkshakes GREEN!!! Spooky!!” or entire product lines where it’s all red because that’s like gothic vampire stuff or devilish. Blue motifs for haunted mansions, white ghosts and bones and ivory, pink guts and blob monsters, Halloween just celebrates every possible color palette and aesthetic.

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trixiemolotova:

stop being weird about other peoples’ gender and presentation and start being weird about your own

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icarus-suraki:

icarus-suraki:

Damn. Fine. I’m on Firefox now. Are you happy?

Oh shit, y’all weren’t kidding. This is a lot better, damn.

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paneerlajwanti:

its fast fashion for u. i wore that for seven years.

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spectraling:

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

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luckyspacerabbit:

even though me2 is my favorite game i know for a fact i’m just being brainwashed by the in game ability to earn a squad of hot tortured heist friends who are equally as obsessed with me as i am with them. it’s my pretty best friends simulator. it’s my criminal bananza. there’s a party in the war crime ship and we’re using stolen funds to buy the drinks. nothing matters because i know their deepest darkest secrets and i’ve seen almost all their tits. i have scars that light up

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