gayturians:

listen. there is nothing. not a single extreme anecdote or a fake horror story you could say to me to convince me to get a bed frame. nothing.

reasons not to get a bed frame:

  • it’s colder so i don’t need the AC as low in the summer
  • bugs don’t crawl through the window and onto my mattress anymore
  • pests can’t nest under it
  • old pets with weaker bones don’t hurt themselves
  • mattress doesn’t sink in so my back doesn’t hurt
  • i don’t risk serious injury falling out of bed

reasons to get a bed frame:

  • people who ain’t livin my life think it’s dumb

(Source: gayturians, via gayturians)