thinkin about that long-ass flight of stairs in kirkwall
this one
everyone in kirkwall has the most fuckin yolked ass n thighs around from walking up and down these bad boys every day
Anders: Nggggggh Hawke, I’m trying to blow up the Chantry but I’m dummy thicc from climbing Kirkwall’s big staircase to heaven and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the templars.
